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Creative Puns for Creative Minds
1.. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of maths disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head..' 11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 16. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 17. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! Submitted by Brian J. |
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